Team roster -- 2 Mr Burns Team
Regular season
| Batter Ratings |
|   |   |   |   |   | vs LHP | vs RHP | Bunt |   |   |   |   |   |
| S | Name | P | Bats | Age | AVG | PW | AVG | PW | Sac | Hit | Run | Stl | Jmp | Injury | Clutch |
| | Jose Altuve | 2b | Rp | 0 | .306 | Vg | .348 | Vg | Av | Fr | Vg | Vg | Vg | Iron | Normal |
| | Carlos Beltran | cf | Ssp | 0 | .304 | Ex | .265 | Ex | Av | Pr | Vg | Ex | Av | Prone | Normal |
| | Ryan Braun | lf | Rsp | 0 | .363 | Ex | .305 | Vg | Pr | Fr | Vg | Ex | Vg | Normal | Normal |
| | Jeromy Burnitz | rf | Lp | 0 | .247 | Ex | .282 | Ex | Av | Pr | Fr | Av | Fr | Prone | Normal |
| | Ray Durham | 2b | Ssp | 0 | .290 | Av | .290 | Av | Fr | Pr | Vg | Av | Fr | Prone | Normal |
| | Jermaine Dye | rf | Rsp | 0 | .337 | Ex | .305 | Ex | Pr | Pr | Fr | Av | Fr | Normal | Normal |
| | Carlos Guillen | ss | Ssp | 0 | .368 | Av | .306 | Fr | Fr | Pr | Vg | Fr | Fr | Prone | Normal |
| | Ryan Howard | 1b | Lp | 0 | .225 | Ex | .297 | Ex | Pr | Pr | Pr | Fr | Pr | Prone | Normal |
| | Paul Konerko | 1b | Rp | 0 | .338 | Ex | .253 | Vg | Pr | Pr | Pr | Av | Pr | Normal | Terror |
| | Buster Posey | c | Rsp | 0 | .320 | Vg | .283 | Av | Pr | Pr | Pr | Av | Pr | Normal | Normal |
| | Albert Pujols | 1b | Rp | 0 | .379 | Ex | .319 | Ex | Pr | Fr | Vg | Fr | Fr | Normal | Terror |
| | Ozzie Smith | ss | Ssp | 0 | .250 | Pr | .334 | Fr | Ex | Ex | Ex | Ex | Av | Iron | Terror |
| | Mike Stanley | c | Rsp | 0 | .316 | Ex | .290 | Vg | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Prone | Normal |
| | Giancarlo Stanton | rf | Rsp | 0 | .273 | Ex | .231 | Ex | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Prone | Normal |
| | Kevin Youkilis | 1b | Rp | 0 | .290 | Fr | .287 | Vg | Pr | Pr | Av | Av | Pr | Normal | Normal |
| | Ben Zobrist | 2b | Ssp | 0 | .319 | Ex | .287 | Ex | Av | Pr | Vg | Vg | Av | Normal | Terror |
|   | Total |   |   | 0.0 | .302 |   | .295 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |
| Pitcher Ratings |
|   |   |   |   |   | vsLHB | vsRHB | Bunt |   |   |   | Dur |   |   |   |   |   |   |
| S | Name | P | T | Age | AVG | AVG | Sac | Hit | Run | Stl | Jmp | S | R | Hld | WP | BK | GB% | Jam | Injury |
| | Carlos Carrasco | sp | R | 0 | .216 | .238 | Vg | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Av | | Fr | 18 | 0 | 60 | Normal | Prone |
| | Tom Glavine | sp | L | 0 | .273 | .225 | Ex | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Vg | | Vg | 12 | 0 | 59 | Tough | Normal |
| | Mike Gonzalez | mr | L | 0 | .152 | .223 | Av | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | | Av | Av | 31 | 29 | 56 | Tough | Prone |
| | Ron Guidry | sp | L | 0 | .237 | .235 | Av | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Ex | Av | Vg | 22 | 0 | 50 | Normal | Normal |
| | Kyle Hendricks | sp | R | 0 | .241 | .243 | Fr | Pr | Fr | Pr | Pr | Av | | Fr | 0 | 0 | 57 | Normal | Prone |
| | Roberto Hernandez | cl | R | 0 | .231 | .225 | Av | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | | Av | Av | 14 | 0 | 43 | Tough | Iron |
| | Brad Lidge | cl | R | 0 | .191 | .155 | Fr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | | Av | Vg | 18 | 387 | 38 | Normal | Iron |
| | Mike Morgan | sp | R | 0 | .248 | .215 | Av | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Vg | | Vg | 26 | 0 | 71 | Normal | Iron |
| | Robb Nen | cl | R | 0 | .240 | .162 | Av | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | | Av | Pr | 14 | 0 | 46 | Normal | Iron |
| | Arthur Rhodes | mr | L | 0 | .198 | .179 | Av | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | | Fr | Vg | 25 | 14 | 52 | Normal | Iron |
| | Chris Sale | sp | L | 0 | .203 | .209 | Fr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Ex | | Av | 8 | 0 | 43 | Tough | Normal |
| | Bob Tewksbury | sp | R | 0 | .242 | .256 | Ex | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Av | | Ex | 5 | 0 | 63 | Tough | Normal |
| | Bobby Thigpen | cl | R | 0 | .215 | .174 | Av | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | | Fr | Vg | 13 | 0 | 44 | Tough | Iron |
| | Koji Uehara | cl | R | 0 | .197 | .240 | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | | Fr | Vg | 9 | 17 | 37 | Normal | Normal |
|   | Total |   |   | 0.0 | .229 | .221 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |
| Fielding |
|   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | Throw |   |
| S | Name | P | p | c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | OF | C | PB |
| | Altuve | 2b |   |   |   | Fr/72 |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Beltran | cf |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | Vg/83 |   | Av | |   |
| | Braun | lf |   |   |   |   |   |   | Av/149 |   |   | Av | |   |
| | Burnitz | rf |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | Vg/107 | Av | |   |
| | Carrasco | sp | Pr/0 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Durham | 2b |   |   |   | Av/102 |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Dye | rf |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | Av/127 | Av | |   |
| | Glavine | sp | Av/0 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Gonzalez | mr | Vg/67 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Guidry | sp | Av/49 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Guillen | ss |   |   |   |   |   | Av/84 |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Hendricks | sp | Vg/50 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Hernandez | cl | Av/124 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Howard | 1b |   |   | Fr/153 |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Konerko | 1b |   |   | Av/54 |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Lidge | cl | Fr/37 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Morgan | sp | Av/92 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Nen | cl | Fr/48 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Posey | c |   | Vg/103 | Fr/136 |   |   |   |   |   |   | | Vg | 1 |
| | Pujols | 1b |   |   | Vg/90 |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Rhodes | mr | Vg/55 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Sale | sp | Vg/0 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Smith | ss |   |   |   |   |   | Ex/40 |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Stanley | c |   | Av/82 | Av/114 |   |   |   |   |   |   | | Vg | 2 |
| | Stanton | rf |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | Vg/128 | Fr | |   |
| | Tewksbury | sp | Vg/38 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Thigpen | cl | Fr/110 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Uehara | cl | Ex/57 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Youkilis | 1b |   |   | Av/0 |   | Av/117 |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Zobrist | 2b |   |   | Fr/152 | Vg/72 | Fr/100 | Av/122 | Av/17 | Av/17 | Av/17 | Vg | |   |
| Contract |
|   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | Contract |
| S | Name | P | Bats | T | Age | %Act | %Dis | Salary | Year |
| | Jose Altuve | 2b | Rp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 3688 | 0 |
| | Carlos Beltran | cf | Ssp | R | 0 | 91 | 9 | 13571 | 0 |
| | Ryan Braun | lf | Rsp | R | 0 | 99 | 1 | 7111 | 0 |
| | Jeromy Burnitz | rf | Lp | R | 0 | 81 | 19 | 3612 | 0 |
| | Carlos Carrasco | sp | Rsp | R | 0 | 93 | 7 | 2338 | 0 |
| | Ray Durham | 2b | Ssp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 7200 | 0 |
| | Jermaine Dye | rf | Rsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 5000 | 0 |
| | Tom Glavine | sp | Lsp | L | 0 | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| | Mike Gonzalez | mr | Rsp | L | 0 | 70 | 30 | 330 | 0 |
| | Ron Guidry | sp | Lsp | L | 0 | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| | Carlos Guillen | ss | Ssp | R | 0 | 67 | 33 | 4000 | 0 |
| | Kyle Hendricks | sp | Rp | R | 0 | 76 | 24 | 760 | 0 |
| | Roberto Hernandez | cl | Rsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| | Ryan Howard | 1b | Lp | L | 0 | 92 | 8 | 900 | 0 |
| | Paul Konerko | 1b | Rp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 12000 | 0 |
| | Brad Lidge | cl | Rsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 360 | 0 |
| | Mike Morgan | sp | Rsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| | Robb Nen | cl | Rsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 6600 | 0 |
| | Buster Posey | c | Rsp | R | 0 | 98 | 2 | 8000 | 0 |
| | Albert Pujols | 1b | Rp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 7000 | 0 |
| | Arthur Rhodes | mr | Lsp | L | 0 | 100 | 0 | 3250 | 0 |
| | Chris Sale | sp | Lp | L | 0 | 100 | 0 | 12000 | 0 |
| | Ozzie Smith | ss | Ssp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| | Mike Stanley | c | Rsp | R | 0 | 90 | 10 | 0 | 0 |
| | Giancarlo Stanton | rf | Rsp | R | 0 | 82 | 18 | 9000 | 0 |
| | Bob Tewksbury | sp | Rsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| | Bobby Thigpen | cl | Rsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| | Koji Uehara | cl | Rsp | R | 0 | 97 | 3 | 5000 | 0 |
| | Kevin Youkilis | 1b | Rp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 425 | 0 |
| | Ben Zobrist | 2b | Ssp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 415 | 0 |
|   | Total |   |   |   | 0.0 |   |   | 112560 |   |