Team roster -- 2 Paranoid Androids
Regular season
| Batter Ratings |
|   |   |   |   |   | vs LHP | vs RHP | Bunt |   |   |   |   |   |
| S | Name | P | Bats | Age | AVG | PW | AVG | PW | Sac | Hit | Run | Stl | Jmp | Injury | Clutch |
| | Moises Alou | rf | Rp | 0 | .349 | Ex | .286 | Ex | Pr | Pr | Pr | Av | Fr | Prone | Normal |
| | Jose Bautista | rf | Rp | 0 | .336 | Ex | .292 | Ex | Pr | Pr | Vg | Av | Fr | Normal | Terror |
| | Jim Edmonds | cf | Lsp | 0 | .262 | Vg | .329 | Ex | Pr | Fr | Av | Fr | Pr | Prone | Normal |
| | Darrell Evans | 1b | Lsp | 0 | .226 | Fr | .301 | Ex | Pr | Pr | Fr | Fr | Fr | Normal | Normal |
| | Troy Glaus | 3b | Rp | 0 | .252 | Ex | .249 | Ex | Pr | Pr | Av | Vg | Fr | Iron | Normal |
| | Luis Gonzalez | lf | Lsp | 0 | .272 | Vg | .297 | Ex | Pr | Pr | Av | Vg | Fr | Normal | Normal |
| | Travis Hafner | dh | Lsp | 0 | .269 | Ex | .321 | Ex | Pr | Pr | Av | Pr | Pr | Prone | Normal |
| | Howard Johnson | 3b | Sp | 0 | .183 | Av | .249 | Vg | Fr | Pr | Vg | Vg | Vg | Normal | Normal |
| | Jim Leyritz | 1b | Rsp | 0 | .289 | Vg | .336 | Ex | Av | Pr | Fr | Pr | Pr | Normal | Normal |
| | John Lowenstein | lf | Lsp | 0 | .143 | Pr | .324 | Ex | Av | Pr | Pr | Fr | Av | Normal | Terror |
| | Jonathan Lucroy | c | Rsp | 0 | .312 | Av | .270 | Av | Fr | Pr | Pr | Ex | Fr | Normal | Normal |
| | Brian McCann | c | Lsp | 0 | .264 | Vg | .273 | Vg | Vg | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Normal | Normal |
| | Mark McGwire | 1b | Rsp | 0 | .254 | Ex | .286 | Ex | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Normal | Normal |
| | Tony Phillips | lf | Ssp | 0 | .269 | Vg | .285 | Vg | Pr | Pr | Av | Av | Av | Normal | Terror |
| | Sammy Sosa | rf | Rsp | 0 | .347 | Vg | .313 | Ex | Pr | Pr | Fr | Av | Fr | Normal | Normal |
| | Trea Turner | ss | Rp | 0 | .245 | Fr | .296 | Vg | Pr | Fr | Av | Ex | Ex | Very prone | Normal |
|   | Total |   |   | 0.0 | .271 |   | .292 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |
| Pitcher Ratings |
|   |   |   |   |   | vsLHB | vsRHB | Bunt |   |   |   | Dur |   |   |   |   |   |   |
| S | Name | P | T | Age | AVG | AVG | Sac | Hit | Run | Stl | Jmp | S | R | Hld | WP | BK | GB% | Jam | Injury |
| | Jake Arrieta | sp | R | 0 | .159 | .207 | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Vg | | Pr | 18 | 0 | 63 | Tough | Iron |
| | Brandon Beachy | sp | R | 0 | .148 | .189 | Av | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Av | | Fr | 28 | 0 | 44 | Normal | Very prone |
| f | Tim Belcher | sp | R | 0 | .218 | .216 | Vg | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Vg | Ex | Av | 15 | 67 | 39 | Tough | Normal |
| f | Cal Eldred | sp | R | 0 | .222 | .387 | Av | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Fr | | Fr | 15 | 83 | 35 | Normal | Normal |
| | Jeff Fassero | mr | L | 0 | .269 | .241 | Av | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | | Av | Av | 43 | 151 | 73 | Normal | Prone |
| | Kenley Jansen | cl | R | 0 | .191 | .109 | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | | Av | Fr | 9 | 16 | 34 | Normal | Iron |
| | Doug Jones | cl | R | 0 | .244 | .259 | Av | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | | Av | Ex | 7 | 159 | 52 | Normal | Normal |
| | Dennis Martinez | sp | R | 0 | .233 | .215 | Av | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Vg | | Av | 8 | 0 | 56 | Tough | Normal |
| f | Mark Melancon | mr | R | 0 | .291 | .227 | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | | Vg | Ex | 23 | 35 | 63 | Normal | Normal |
| | John Rocker | cl | L | 0 | .140 | .191 | Av | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | | Fr | Vg | 53 | 0 | 45 | Normal | Iron |
| | Fernando Rodney | mr | R | 0 | .273 | .180 | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | | Av | Fr | 30 | 50 | 65 | Normal | Prone |
| | Max Scherzer | sp | R | 0 | .197 | .179 | Av | Pr | Pr | Av | Fr | Ex | | Av | 12 | 124 | 38 | Tough | Iron |
| | Dave Stieb | sp | R | 0 | .225 | .217 | Av | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Ex | | Av | 4 | 0 | 43 | Tough | Normal |
| | Pedro Strop | mr | R | 0 | .186 | .156 | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | | Fr | Av | 57 | 10 | 57 | Normal | Iron |
|   | Total |   |   | 0.0 | .211 | .206 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |
| Fielding |
|   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | Throw |   |
| S | Name | P | p | c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | OF | C | PB |
| | Alou | rf |   |   |   |   |   |   | Av/150 |   | Av/150 | Fr | |   |
| | Arrieta | sp | Ex/101 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Bautista | rf |   |   |   |   | Av/81 |   |   |   | Av/170 | Ex | |   |
| | Beachy | sp | Fr/46 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| f | Belcher | sp | Av/161 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Edmonds | cf |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | Av/86 |   | Av | |   |
| f | Eldred | sp | Fr/90 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Evans | 1b |   |   | Vg/83 |   | Vg/105 | Fr/160 |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Fassero | mr | Av/43 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Glaus | 3b |   |   |   |   | Fr/90 |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Gonzalez | lf |   |   |   |   |   |   | Vg/96 |   |   | Av | |   |
| | Hafner | dh |   |   | Av/99 |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Jansen | cl | Pr/234 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Johnson | 3b |   |   |   |   | Pr/102 | Fr/110 |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Jones | cl | Vg/43 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Leyritz | 1b |   | Fr/92 | Av/96 |   |   |   | Fr/66 |   | Fr/66 | Fr | Fr | 5 |
| | Lowenstein | lf |   |   |   |   |   |   | Av/0 |   | Av/0 | Fr | |   |
| | Lucroy | c |   | Av/124 | Pr/160 |   |   |   |   |   |   | | Fr | 3 |
| | Martinez,De | sp | Vg/125 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | McCann | c |   | Vg/148 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | Av | 2 |
| | McGwire | 1b |   |   | Fr/146 |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| f | Melancon | mr | Ex/70 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Phillips | lf |   |   |   | Vg/99 |   |   | Vg/107 |   |   | Vg | |   |
| | Rocker | cl | Vg/52 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Rodney | mr | Pr/153 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Scherzer | sp | Pr/123 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Sosa | rf |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | Vg/168 | Vg/168 | Fr | |   |
| | Stieb | sp | Vg/38 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Strop | mr | Pr/55 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | | |   |
| | Turner,T | ss |   |   |   |   |   | Fr/82 |   |   |   | | |   |
| Contract |
|   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | Contract |
| S | Name | P | Bats | T | Age | %Act | %Dis | Salary | Year |
| | Moises Alou | rf | Rp | R | 0 | 72 | 28 | 5828 | 0 |
| | Jake Arrieta | sp | Rp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 3630 | 0 |
| | Jose Bautista | rf | Rp | R | 0 | 93 | 0 | 8000 | 0 |
| | Brandon Beachy | sp | Rsp | R | 0 | 38 | 62 | 495 | 0 |
| f | Tim Belcher | sp | Rsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| | Jim Edmonds | cf | Lsp | L | 0 | 97 | 3 | 7333 | 0 |
| f | Cal Eldred | sp | Rsp | R | 0 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| | Darrell Evans | 1b | Lsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| | Jeff Fassero | mr | Lsp | L | 0 | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| | Troy Glaus | 3b | Rp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 1250 | 0 |
| | Luis Gonzalez | lf | Lsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 4333 | 0 |
| | Travis Hafner | dh | Lsp | R | 0 | 91 | 9 | 377 | 0 |
| | Kenley Jansen | cl | Sp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 10650 | 0 |
| | Howard Johnson | 3b | Sp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| | Doug Jones | cl | Rsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| | Jim Leyritz | 1b | Rsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| | John Lowenstein | lf | Lsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| | Jonathan Lucroy | c | Rsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 750 | 0 |
| | Dennis Martinez | sp | Rsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| | Brian McCann | c | Lsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 440 | 0 |
| | Mark McGwire | 1b | Rsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 9359 | 0 |
| f | Mark Melancon | mr | Rsp | R | 0 | 70 | 0 | 521 | 0 |
| | Tony Phillips | lf | Ssp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| | John Rocker | cl | Rsp | L | 0 | 100 | 0 | 217 | 0 |
| | Fernando Rodney | mr | Rsp | R | 0 | 74 | 22 | 5500 | 0 |
| | Max Scherzer | sp | Rsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 22142 | 0 |
| | Sammy Sosa | rf | Rsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 11000 | 0 |
| | Dave Stieb | sp | Rsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| | Pedro Strop | mr | Rsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 2525 | 0 |
| | Trea Turner | ss | Rp | R | 0 | 63 | 37 | 554 | 0 |
|   | Total |   |   |   | 0.0 |   |   | 94904 |   |